kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

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sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

(Source: weirdnessisgood, via intensional)

Timestamp: 1409342910
  • me: what do i do to find out about my future
  • me: *calls 911*

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

(via kingsleyyy)

Timestamp: 1409342880

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via crystallized-teardrops)

chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek

(Source: subtubitles, via asian)

Timestamp: 1409342831

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

(via searchbeauty)

Timestamp: 1409342801

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and canned whole chicken

(via recktum)

Timestamp: 1409342787

punkedited:

Mitt Romney 

(via pazrascon)

Timestamp: 1409342756

ryanksl:

actuallytroybolton:

imperffectly-perfect:

dianne-donut:

phuckthisphreak:

Yesterday morning.

The sky was breathtaking. 

omg

I’m in love

but click on the picture

Woahh

(via devious-soul)

Timestamp: 1409342726

So many people focus on your, you’re, there, their, and they’re but nobody ever corrects to, too, aw, and awe

heathers-rivera:

puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

(via thisisskylar)

Timestamp: 1409288431

darachtheboat:

one of the best moments in television history 

(via makesatanproud)

Timestamp: 1409288393